“What’s
been going on with you?” Tammy asked.
“Nothing
much. You know same ole same ole,” Landon answered nonchalantly.
“You
don’t look like same ole same ole. No one could get you on the phone yesterday.
I tried you a few times myself. What were you doing yesterday?”
Landon
stuttered, “I, I, um, well…”
“You
only stutter when you are about to tell me a quick one,” said Tammy, “You know
you are a horrible liar. What’s up?”
“I
don’t know if I am ready to share this or not.”
“I
promise I will keep it in the vault.”
“Seriously
you can’t even tell your husband about this.”
“I
promise I won’t tell his can’t hold water ass nothing,” she said laughing.
“Okay.
I’m seeing someone.”
“I
knew it. You are glowing so much I can see a halo over your head. What is he
like?”
“He’s
kind, attentive, generous, sexy, athletic, good-looking, well-mannered.”
“All
of that? Damn. Where did you meet him?”
“Ugh.”
“Uh-oh.
He better not be married Landon.”
“He’s
not married and you know I wouldn’t do that.”
“So
what’s the problem?”